The Line

And now, here’s Leroy «Lay-'em-in-the-aisles» Dobbs — and I mean LAY’EM in the
aisles! — backed by his string of Earle’s Pearls!
(Onstage. Lights come up on the GIRLS, dressed as Pullman porters,
as LEROY runs on.)
He’s the man with the line
On the B and O line
And they’re standin' in line
Just to hear him be clever
Deliver a gag
While he carries the bag
He’s the funniest funny man ver!
He’ll brighten your day
H’ll lighten your load
'Cause he knows why the chicken crossed the road
Everything is gonna be just fine
'Cause you’re with
The man with
The line
(To the audience)
You know, I have no problem with sex! Why, me? I get sex almost every night!