Keep Your Undershirt On

Curb your emotion
don’t go off your nut
I’ve got a notion
I could love you but
don’t get excited
keep your undershirt on
Maybe I’ve got stuff you admire shit
babe I’m hot stuff
so remember this
don’t get excited
keep your undershirt on
I always let the girls kiss me
if they like it (oh)
or they love it (oh)
After I leave them they’re total wrecks
Oh babe I’m just full of sex
Though you’ll upset me
that’s the chance I take
go on and pet me
but for heaven’s sakes
don’t get excited
keep your undershirt on