Jesus Was A B-Boy

Jesus was a B-boy
An? this knowlegde to come upon me in the first month of the fifth year in the
twenty first year of the century january 2005 also known as the year of the
celebrity pedofile I’m telling you that jesus was a b-boy. For I too have seen
the burning bush and smoked it -uch uch uch uch uch uch- and it made clear to me
in my search for a hip hop ever after that jesus was a asistatic? b-boy who
has heloed out of the window with secesa? class? chapter chapter chapter
Jesus was a B-boy
And so it was get somebody was a b-boy battle? with heaven and hell up the
graves. Jesus cried blood the heavens opened up and one moment the charr?
decended from above then he tucked his wings and from behind him shily made a
place for him selfe within the front row and then with a thundering bedebibi
he beatboxed his way though a hip hop concerto and know that jesus had 12
opoxtels he wouldn’t have won the battle if he didn’t called the best dancers
he did know they would known collectivly as hayzerscrew and individually as
shedrack nesra and a bad bad bad negro.
Jesus was a ducktown z boy before holiwood came calling he used his caperay
skills but refused to make anything other but jack bo boards. He was larry?
and forcing sounds out of the ocean by tickling the inside of a perfect waves
vocal chord. Jesus was a young j adams all blond and bending rapidly who kept
the pherocies out of his temple. And then skated into the empty pools.
Jesus was a B-boy
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Jesus was a B-boy
Jesus was a B-boy