Your Redneck Past

Choose from any number of magazines
Who do you want to be?
Billy idol or kool moe dee?
If youre afraid they might discover
Your redneck past
There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
Theyll never send you home
Roots!
The funny limbs that grow underground
That keep you from falling down
Dont you think that youll need them now?
Just find a place where no one knows of Your redneck past
Yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past
Youll show them all back home
Dsol
je suis american
Please cook my steak again
Je suis american
Dsol
je ne parle pas franais
Laws vary from state to state
Getcha some books on tape
Learn about holes in space
If youre afraid they might discover
Your redneck past
There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
Its good to be back home