The World's Last Cassette

There was this sort of scrubby, used jiffy bag on reception
Opened it and what did we find in it
The world’s last casette, the world’s last casette
No, we had to roam the streets looking for an old car, yeah
And break in to it with a wire coat hanger
And play the casette in the car
And then we got arrested
Which means even if I could
I cant get along to the old school house in Ibrox
Where God help the girl is playing
But anyway you have a good gig, don’t worry about us.