A Star Is Born Today

When you wish for Kenneth Starr
That’s Starr with a double 'R'
So… when you wish for Kenneth Starr
(intense rolling of the 'R')
A Starr is born!
When I was just in high school back in Texas
I was voted the most likely to succeed
and from an early age
I dreamt I’d be on stage
But my parents worried where that dream might lead
silly them!
So in college then, I started learning law
I’ll admit, though, I don’t use it very much
'Cause when your only aim is to get a bit of fame
you don’t really need it, as such!
Once a start is born
yes!
I am a quality, he’s just an amatuer!