Certain Gal

Well, this is none other than…
The mighty hit bouncer!
Dedicated to all the girls who can’t find a husband
Gal!
If a gal a smell her arm…
True she find out say nothing nah gwan…
She a blow like a nowadays storm…
But, tell her fi cool and calm
I sing!
Sing along!
Certain gal a gwan nice, but she low
Me and mi friend dem done flop di show
(She get used like an old underwear
Now she a big, big, big poppy show)
That you fi know!
Certain gal a gwan nice, but she low
Me and mi friend dem done flop di show
(She get used like an old underwear
Now she a big, big, big poppy show)
Cho!
She did a program the I from far
True she see me inna mi runaway car
But when mi hear how she stand
Mi just take a one slam
And nuh go back go check her
Now!
She a call all mi baby mother’s yard
All a talk like she waan draw card
My girl just stay home, and hang up her phone
And make she feel like dog
So!
Certain gal a gwan nice, but she low
Me and mi friend dem done flop di show
(She get used like an old underwear
Now she a big, big, big poppy show)
That you fi know!
Certain gal a gwan nice, but she low
Me and mi friend dem done flop di show
(She get used like an old underwear
Now she a big, big, big poppy show)
Gal!
Anytime she call you, tell her you nuh inna her
Laugh up, and a push up under we, the big stars
All a gwanie-gwanie, like a we and her a par
Tell her fi stop before it reach too far
'Cause matey is a ting weh you nuh keep, no way
You a goody-goody, anytime of the day
Furthermore, you not even sure if she gay
'Cause she nuh stop flex, like sex a runaway
So, if a gal a smell her arm…
True she find out say nothing nah gwan…
She a blow like a nowadays storm…
But, tell her fi cool and keep calm
I sing!
Some say!
Certain gal a gwan nice, but she low
Me and mi friend dem done flop di show
(She get used like an old underwear
Now she a big, big, big poppy show)
That you fi know!
Certain gal a gwan nice, but she low
Me and mi friend dem done flop di show
(She get used like an old underwear
Now she a big, big, big poppy show)
Cho!
She did a program the I from far
True she see me inna mi runaway car
But when mi hear how she stand
Mi just take a one slam
And nuh go back go check her
Now!
She a call all mi baby mother’s yard
All a talk like she waan draw card
My girl just stay home, and hang up her phone
And make she feel like dog…