Completely Unoriginal

How Many Songs?
How Many Themes?
Let me count them all.
Bearing in Mind
Rodgers and Hammerstein
They wrote songs and used names that were mine
They were all one
Gilbert and Sullivan
They wrote songs that were thought up by me
They’re Completely Unoriginal
And I know them all
Completely Unoriginal
Not original at all.
Millions of themes
Long lasting evergreens
They used ill names that were written by me
Millions of books
Just take a second look
They could be pages written by me
They’re Completely Unoriginal
And I know them all
Completely Unoriginal
Not original at all.
Well Children
Let me show you an example of what I mean
I’m coming home mother
To our cottage in the glare
Try and rise my mother
You’ll never cry again
Agh, not
Bearing in Mind
Rodgers and Hammerstein
They wrote songs and used names that were mine
They were all one
Gilbert and Sullivan
They wrote songs that were thought up by me
'pletely Unoriginal
Completely
Unoriginal
They’re completely unoriginal
And I know the all
Completely Unoriginal
Not original at all
Not original at all
Not original at all