22 Parody

It feels like the perfect day to torture my exes and then put on their skin
HELP ME!
Shut up, Harry!
I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them
So I could get my revenge
You’re sick!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah! I got:
Joe Jake John and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape
Bitch give me back my fuckin face
Fat chance!
Today is the first day of the never ending hell day.
It’s time!
Uh oh!
Now, you will be’ll mine until the end of all time
I will never let you leave
Somebody call the police
You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out
Why are you dancing like that?
Cause I’m a psychopath
Now it’s your turn to dance
AHHHHH!
You just shot me in my ass
You shouldn’t of dumped me
Now you’re all burried
Let’s watch Taylor Perry
Please, just kill us
It’s MADEA GOES TO JAIL
AHH!
My favorite movie
Hallelujah
This proves she’s crazy
AHHH!
It’s making my eyes bleed
Yeah!
Soon you will all become members of my death cult
Ah, excuse me?
After the murder ritual
Oh crap!
Ane we will spend eternity together below
IN HELL
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Uh oh!
All the rumors are true, I am Satan
Yeah we knew
Their heads must all come off
BRB I’ll get the saw
Dude, she dropped her cell phone
Pick it up, call the Po — Po
We’ll be dead once they get here
I have a better idea, Send!
AH! What are you doing?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
AH!
We were not doing anything
No matter!
Time to die
Oh, no, no, no!
I’ll see you in the after life
Hey! Hey!
Drop the weapon Miss Swift!
OMG! It’s JESUS!
HOW DID YOU FIND ME JC?!
I got a text from JG
We’re actually quite close
Anyway, back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you
I can’t move
With this holy water balloon
Ah! Get that away from me, you fool!
Sorry, but your time here is through.