Little Black Dress

Ever since I was a little boy
Dressing up has always been my greatest joy
But when it’s time to be discreet
There’s one thing you just can’t beat…
And that’s a strapless backless classical little black dress!
Well first you go rip rip rip
Then you go snip snip snip
Then you whip in a zip zip zip
And split it up to the hip hip hip
And as you strip strip strip
You shiver, and quiver, for that soft caress
As you slip slip slip…
Into that little black dress!
Ever since I was the einem kleinen Herren
It was the Cordon Blau
For which I am most caring
And the one taste treat so sweet
That really can’t be beat
Is what we have here, how you are
Caviar, that little black mess!
Well first you go rip rip rip
Then you go snip snip snip
Then you whip in a zip zip zip
Split it up to the hip hip hip
And as you strip strip strip
Oh you quiver, shiver, for that soft caress
As you slip slip slip…
Into that little black dress!
That minimal (minimal)
Criminal (criminal)
Siniful little black dress!
Let’s face it Mac that basic black is coming back
Let’s face it Mac that basic black is coming back
Let’s face it Mac that basic black is coming back!
That minimal (minimal)
Criminal (criminal)
Siniful little black dress!