Revenge Party

Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend
We are your friends
And we’re gonna make her pay
You know what friends do?
They’ve got your back
And they’re fun to be around
Woah, woah, woah
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground
Woah, woah, woah
Imagine a party
With dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there’s a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take
Now that’s a party
A Revenge Party
A party that ends
With somebody’s head on a spike
Woah, woah, woah
It’s a Revenge Party
With your two best friends
It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like
For this to work
You’re gonna have to pretend like you still like them
Can you do it?
Yes!
Hey, girl
Hey… Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron,
but he just wanted her back and that’s not Regina’s fault
I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys
Aw, of course
It’s a Revenge Party
A party that ends
With entrails all over the lawn
It’s a revenge party with your two best friends
And then I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
Yes, Cady!
I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
What’s Regina doing?
What’s Regina wearing?
Is she dating Aaron?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
Next, we take away Regina’s only achievement, being a hot person
What is that?
Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting
I use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight
I need to lose three pounds
Bring me a whole box
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
And ugly crying
A revenge party with your two best friends
It’s like a party with revenge, it’s what we’re throwin'
What’s Regina eating?
God, look at her figure
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
We got to go harder
If we make Gretchen Wieners think Regina is mad at her
I won’t do that, Gretchen is fragile
Exactly, and if we crack her open she’ll spill something we can use
Shh, here she comes
Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back
Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Your hair looks sexy pushed back
Um, thanks
I’ll see you in Calc
At every party, there might be a lull
Where the energy dips
Woah, woah, woah
You might be thinking it’s late we should go
And they ran out of chips
No, no, no
I can’t even watch when she touches his hair
And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear we’ll get our party now
One candy cane, please
A revenge party!
A party that ends with lions in a roman arena
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
Ho, ho, ho
Candy cane gram for Shane Oman
She has everything
And one for Caddy Heron
She gets everything
Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco
Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
Who sent that?
Aw, it’s from…
Regina! Regina! Regina!
Thanks for being a such a great best friend
Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. I mean, gimme it. I mean… okay, well,
if you and Regina are best friends now, you can be in charge of keeping all
her secrets. For ex≤, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun
of you 'cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them. And she’s not
really blonde, her natural color is dark blond. Also she totally cheats on
Aaron. Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really, she’s hooking up
with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion’s Costume
She makes him wear the costume?
NO, THEY’RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!
And I never told anyone because I’m such a good friend
It’s a Revenge Party
A party that ends
With somebody’s head on the spike
A Revenge Party (She gets everything)
With your two best friends (She gets everything)
It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like (She gets everything)
A party with revenge is what it’s like (She gets everything)
A party with revenge is what it’s like (She gets everything)
A party with revenge is what it’s like