If I Had $1,000,000

If I had $ 1 000 000
(If I had $ 1 000 000)
I’d buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had $ 1 000 000
(If I had $ 1 000 000)
I’d buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $ 1 000 000
(If I had $ 1 000 000)
I’d buy you a K-Car
(a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $ 1 000 000 I’d buy your love.
If I had $ 1 000 000
I’d build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $ 1 000 000
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had $ 1 000 000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn’t that be fabulous
If I had $ 1 000 000
(If I had $ 1 000 000)
I’d buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
If I had $ 1 000 000
(If I had $ 1 000 000)
I’d buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
If I had $ 1 000 000
(if I had $ 1 000 000)
I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $ 1 000 000 I’d buy your love.
If I had $ 1 000 000
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had $ 1 000 000
We’d take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had $ 1 000 000
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would. We’d actually make the treefort from the
first chorus out of it. Mmm.
If I had $ 1 000 000
(If I had $ 1 000 000)
I’d buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
If I had $ 1 000 000
(If I had $ 1 000 000)
I’d buy you some art
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $ 1 000 000
(If I had $ 1 000 000)
I’d buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $ 1 000 000, If I had $ 1 000 000
If I had $ 1 000 000, If I had $ 1 000 000
I’d be rich.