The furniture song

I left the bottle near the beach
I took the message home with me
The Police were playing through the Bluetooth
At the party, her birthday party
Where I was part of the furniture
I was one with plants, the couch, and the lamps
I was part of the furniture
Watching her light up the room
I’m a bit tired of thinking about you
It’s on my mind nearly all the time
I’m a bit tired of wondering where you are
It’s on my mind almost all the time
The sea-tide didn’t turn today
It just kept rising all the way
Water was filling up the lounge
Inside the beach house
His Bournemouth beach house
Where I was part of the furniture
Stuck next to a man
Explaining his tan
I was drowning in furniture
When they kissed and then both left the room
I’m a bit tired of thinking about you
It’s on my mind nearly all the time
I’m a bit tired of wondering where you are
It’s on my mind almost all the time
It’s on my mind nearly all the time
Part of the furniture (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
At one with the plants, the couch and the lamps
I’ll die on the furniture (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Absorbing their terrible news
I’m a bit tired of thinking about you
It’s on my mind nearly all the time
I’m a bit tired of wondering where you are
It’s on my mind almost all the time
It’s on my mind nearly all the time
(It's on my mind nearly all the time)