Too Handsome to Be Homeless

We are not cruel, hah, we are not crazy
We steal cars because we’re lazy
We are not risky, we are not bad
We burn down houses to make us sad
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
We are not famous, we are not known
We break into hotels just to feel at home
We cannot read and we cannot write
We make out in cars then we set them alight
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
We die for pleasure, we kill for fun
We’ll give you children
But we won’t make you come
We kiss your wives and hug your sons
Corkscrew your fingers around
Our no, no good good tongues
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
Too spineless to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
I’m too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be ugly
I’m too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless