The Roast (Interlude)

I was speaking to Wise, actually, the other day
And, um, we were talking, this is when we were young
We were at my house, at my crib playing PlayStation
Man, whooping his ass, you know how it go, bro
Tekken, Mortal Kombat, whatever it is, man
Whoopin' him, whoopin' his ass
But anyway, a bit of a get together at my house, man
'Cause my sister always had, like, mad shorties, like, older than us
We were young, me and Wise were hella young
And I remember, man, they were always looking at this guy like a snack and shit
And one day we were in the room playing, right
We playing, right, so the door busts open
Next thing you know, bro, got like two shorties walking through
And just start hooking up with Wise, bro
(Oh, you finally got here, huh?)
Oh, man, Wise, I was just telling them how
You were like a ladies' man back in the days, bro
Nah, nah, don’t do that, man, you’re lying, bro
You’re lying
I see you got some ladies here, though, what’s happenin'?
(And your girl’s here too, what the fuck?)
You got exposed, got that whip
You shoulda told me there was some ladies around
Ain’t none of my business, man
How’s workin' though, man?
It’s workin', man, I’m trying to get something
Trying to get this paper, huh?
Trying to make something, bro
Sitting here with you, bro, Dunlop 94 havin' ass
And I’m with you, man
It’s like, yo, man, I’m thinking about getting matching Benzes
(In 10 days?)
No what did he say?
(Man, he said if he I gave you matching Benzes in 10 years)
Was it 10 years?
(10 years)
He said, yo, you talking about getting matches in 10 years?
I’m talking about 10 days, baby
That’s what I mean, bro