Hillbilly Nut

I was invited to a Party
Cause I was new in Town
I drank up all of their whiskey
I started chasing some woman around
They threw me out of the back door
My head, my hands got cut
Those people, they think I’m a squirrel
But I’m a Hillbilly Nut
I took my Girl to a Dance
The Band was playing Rocking Soul
I asked them if they’d play me a slow one
So me and my Girl could get close
I wanted a song off the jukebox
They act like it never was cut
Those people, they think I’m a squirrel
But I’m a Hillbilly Nut
Today I got a Letter from my Sister
She’s asking me when I’ll be coming Home
My Mother has said «Settle Down Boy Oh Boy
Cause you come to no good living alone»
Today I found a bar gone Country
And I’m glad cause the door’s never shut
Back home, they think I’m a squirrel
But I’m a Hillbilly Nut
You know I’m a Hillbilly Nut