Hairy Pie

One day I was on my way to work
When I stopped at my local corner
Shop, and came to a stop
When my eye was drawn to a top shelf porn mag
It was a specialist publication
And it opened a whole new world for
Me, of pileous depravity
I didn’t know 'til then I was a fan of the furry
I just like them hairy (Bearded Lady)
Hirsute women suit me (Bearded Lady)
Whiskery stimulation (Bearded Lady)
Causes me elation — I’m a freaky weird beard lover
Hairy pie (hairy pie)
Hairy pie (hairy pie)
Hairy pie (hairy pie)
Get real leave your conceits at home
There’s room in the world for us to
Be, who we want to be
So bring on the hairy ladies, baby
One day this will be the fashion
One day you will share my passion
And, you will understand
The joys of a kiss with a hairy Miss
I just like them hairy (Bearded Lady)
Hirsute women suit me (Bearded Lady)
Whiskery stimulation (Bearded Lady)
Causes me elation — I’m a freaky weird beard lover
Hairy pie (hairy pie)
Hairy pie (hairy pie)
Hairy pie (hairy pie)
Hairy pie (hairy pie)
Don’t be a prisoner to depilation
Don’t be a slave to the shave it steals your
Time, and that is a crime
So let it grow free and down to the knee
Give me girls with a full grown garden
Go exploring for diamonds in the
Rough, I can’t get enough
Lost in the velcro, oh no here we go
I just like them hairy (Bearded Lady)
Hirsute women suit me (Bearded Lady)
Whiskery stimulation (Bearded Lady)
Causes me elation (Bearded Lady)
I just like them hairy (Bearded Lady)
Hirsute women suit me (Bearded Lady)
Whiskery stimulation (Bearded Lady)
Causes me elation — I’m a freaky weird beard lover
Hairy pie (hairy pie)
Hairy pie (hairy pie)
Hairy pie (hairy pie)
Hairy pie (hairy pie)