Too Fat Polka

Oh, I don’t want her, you can have her,
She’s too fat for me.
She’s too fat for me,
She’s too fat for me.
I don’t want her, you can have her,
Please do that for me.
She’s too fat, she’s too fat,
She’s too fat for me.
I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I’m dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.
I don’t want her, you can have her,
She’s too fat for me.
She’s too fat for me,
She’s too fat for me.
I don’t want her, you can have her,
She’s too fat for me,
She’s too fat,
She’s too fat,
She’s too fat for me. Oh,
(repeat chorus 1, then)
She’s a twosome, she’s a foursome
If she’d lose some,
I would like her more some.
(repeat chorus 1)