I Got Dumped

I got dumped
I got dumped
She said I look like a camel with a hump
I got dumped
I got dumped
And then I got dumped again
She said let’s just be friends
And I was thinking well maybe that would be good to just be friends
Then she said You know I thought about it again
And I don’t even want to be your friend
I said you know I’ve got money
She said you think that’s money
She thought that was kind of funny
Because she had 3 times as much money