Piglet

Youd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower and Id always planned
to have a look in your special winnie the pooh book. the place was marked and
it was there in blue and white — it Said simply, «paul stayed last night.»
Next I was on the bog and you got down on one knee.
You were protesting your innocence and you started to cry as I started to pee.
You said, «i didnt shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen.
He might as well be a girl, hes a good for a laugh and hes good for bitchin.»
You said youd never be willing or able.
And he looks like he was made on a fucking table.
Although, to be fair, I think he hides the bolts quite well, but as soon as he opens his mouth you can just tell.
I had just assumed youd completely gone off shagging and I can you seen you
with your new uni pals, standing bragging. now hes your boyfriend and I know
you were talking shite but you still de It when I met you at someones birthday party the other night.
You said, «i didnt shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen.
we have a good laugh when were sitting bitchin.»
The words that you used to think turned me on just made me laugh — «do you want to suck my cunt? «in real life just sounds naff.
And when we were with your friends I just as well might of been no one.
And you cant get over your dead dog — well it takes one to know one.