With Friends Like These

You are a bad, bad liar
Don’t you think the truth
Would serve you better?
Did you think I wouldn’t see
Right through you?
Transparently
You weren’t thinking
That’s the problem
With no solution
This friendship’s sinking
You are a bad, bad actor
I’ve got a part that you would
Just be perfect in
It’s the role you’ve spent your
Whole life waiting for
You play the one
Who dumps on everyone
Who hurts the ones
That really care
With friends like these
Who needs friends like these
With friends like these
Who needs you