Life in the Last Days (Parody of "Life in the Fast Lane" by the Eagles)

It’s sorta hard to understand, but it’s totally awesome
And it’s eternally finished
Who wrote it up? It was John the Apostle
Aand the Lord said it won’t diminish
He had fantastic revelations of the future news
Sent here from Jesus, sent here for you
When he saw Jesus comin', John fell down as dead
He told him, Grab your tablet and write this down instead
Life in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind
Life in the last days -- yeah, heh
He saw four horsemen, holding the reins
Of colorful stallions, who brought different things
He who rode the white conquered, and the red one brought war
And the black one brought famine; then pale horse number four
There was death in the saddle, ridin' out through space
He had Hades right behind him, killed a fourth of the human race
All of the people, were trying to hide
When the earth started shakin' and the moon turned to blood -- the sun was
Black in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind
Life in the last days -- yeah, heh
Life in the last days -- everything prophesied
Life in the last days -- yeah, heh
So much to tell you; I’ve got one verse. Man didn’t heed the stop signs
And the earth got worse and worse
If you’re a Christian, baby, you don’t need to fear a thing
If you’re not, go read the Bible ‘cause there’s more than I can sing
There’s a false messiah, the people will think he’s Christ
The world will take his number, but they’ll have to pay his price
They’ll look up and they’ll see Jesus and they’ll know that they’ve lost
He won the war when He was dyin' on the cross and it was
Life in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind
Life in the last days -- yeah, heh
Life in the last days -- everything prophesied
Life in the last days -- yeah, heh