Guard Your Candle (Parody of "Hard to Handle")

He saved me, here I am -- I’m a man God redeemed
My candle is much too hot to be locked up at home with me
I can drop a bushel on it that I got from the corner store
But when my wick stops glowin' I’m only a glob of some wax for floors
Sure, some things will come tryin' to snuff it
They can’t snuff it if you trust the Lord above and
Give it everything -- never hide your candle
'Cause your Papa wants to show off His handiwork, yes, uh, now
I know He’s the light of the world, and I’m a lamp He made to share it
I know He’s got some other lamps, but we can all do better than this
Hey, my lamp don’t need a shade I’m gonna illuminate the world He made
Now’s not the time to cover Jesus up so make sure that they see
Boy they’ll come along in time tryin' to snuff it
I ain’t nothin' if I can’t stand sufferin'
Give it everything -- never hide your candle
'Cause your Papa wants to show off His handiwork, yes, uh, now
Yeah, guard your candle now
He saved me — here I am -- look in Matthew 5:14
I’m a city up on top of a mountain for the world to see
I know God He put me up there, and I got some important chores
When I get those done then all you are gonna come and glorify the Lord
Sure they’ll come along in time tryin' to snuff it
I ain’t bluffin', man, I’m quite sure of it
Give it everything -- never hide your candle
'Cause your Papa wants to show off His handiwork, yes, uh, now
Ah, guard your candle now
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
LEAD
Boy they’ll come along in time tryin' to snuff it
I ain’t runnin' like a scared Miss Muffet
Give it everything -- never hide your candle
'Cause your Papa wants to show off His handiwork, yes, uh, now
Guard your candle now
Baby, don’t snuff it
Baby, baby
If you love Him — let’s see more of Him
Make it a habit
Oh yeah — guard your candle