Comeback (Parody of "Comedown")

Karma’s great! You get it wrong
And you’re comin' right back when you die
Re-carnate in a shape
That is there to take your place
No one knows who they were
What you’ll be depends on you
Gurus say this is true
And it all comes ‘round
But I don’t wanna come back as a big cow
I’d rather be born just twice and wind up as a sheep
And I don’t wanna come back as a pig now
That’s wasting an awful lot of ti-i-i-i-ime
There is no pain and no shame
When you pass the buck and blame
The more you come, the more you’ll try
Till you reach the great big void
Oh my my — such a future
To go from you to bein' a creature
Do you think this is true
Well, I don’t know how
‘Cause I don’t wanna come back as a big cow
I’d rather be born just twice and wind up as a sheep
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And I don’t wanna come back as a pig now
That’s wasting an awful lot of ti-i-i-i-ime
2 Corinthians 5: 8 «We are confident, I say, and would prefer to be away from
the body and at home with the Lord.» NIV
Shouldn’t, shouldn’t, put off your life
What a fate! You get it wrong
And you’re comin' right back when you die
Keep on payin' credit rates
You’ve deferred from past mistakes
No one can — pay their bills
Costly fees are chokin' you
The gurus say, goo goo goo
Well, it’s all dumbed down
But I don’t wanna come back as a big cow
It’s taken me all this time to wind up as a sheep
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And I don’t wanna come back as a pig now
I’d make such an awful, awful swi-i-i-i-ine