The Etiquette Song

Yakko: When you walk into a party
It’s a formal universe
DrSns: Ja!
YW+D: So you jump up on your host
And with a kiss say «Hello, Nurse!»
DrSns: No!
Yakko: Remember that good diction
Reflects so well on you
DrSns: Ja!
YW+D: So practice all your vowel sounds
By saying «AEIOUUUUU»
DrSns: No!
Yakko: To use the right utensil’s
One of etiquette’s demands
DrSns: Uuuuuggghhhh…
YW+D: So we recommend you throw them out
And eat with your hands!
Dot: A salad fork
Yakko: A dinner fork
Wakko: A butter knife
YW+D: A water glass
Dot: A soup spoon
Yakko: A dinner knife
Wakko: A fork for eating pickled bass
YW+D: An oyster fork, dessert spoon, a napkin, and a finger bowl
A dinner spoon, a salad knife, a bread plate for your dinner roll!
YW+D: We’ve heard the rules you need to know to make that social climb
But we’d rather spend our energy on having a good time!