Don't Like You

Don’t think I like
You’re bad
You’re sad
And I know nicer boys
Not bothered
Not bothered
I simply am not bothered
You’re vain
A total pain
And I know sweeter girls
You been hanging 'round my door and watching me at school
Yes, and I was thinking you’re completely uncool
Well, I wouldn’t say yourself was much to shout about
Do your fly up, sonny, 'cos your brain’s hanging out
You’re gagging for a date, I know you’re dying to meet
I don’t think while there’s still a dog left out on the street
That’s fine by me
I don’t like you
Don’t need you
Don’t want you
I can live without you
I swear
I just don’t care
Because I know nicer boys
Don’t like you
Don’t need you
I don’t care about you
You see
You’re not for me
I like lots of other girls
You bug me, and you’re ugly, and your jokes are a bore
Your efforts at coherent conversation are poor
The lights are clearly on, but then there’s nobody home
In that case, why the hell d’you call me up on the phone?
I never flippin' did sure — it was you who called me
Well, what the hell — this is one thing that we agree
I’m damn sure
I don’t like you
(Instrumental break)
Don’t hate you
Could stand you
If pushed
Could tolerate you
I’m sure
That you’ll mature
I have known more stupid boys
You say it
No, you say it
All right
I vaguely like you
It’s bad
I must be mad
But I think we could be friends
No commitment
Only friends
I like you
I like you
Yes
I think I like you
It’s real
It’s how I feel
And I want
To be your…
Would you mind not pressing that thing against me?