I Fucked Your Wife

Your wife was so fucking bored with you
I was in Boston for a court date, and she fucked me
I threw an ashtray through a Chinese restaurant window
I met her at an Upsidedown Cross show
I fucked your wife
I fucked your wife—I bent her over
I fucked your wife
I fucked your wife—Your marriage is over
Larry Lifeless was buying her drinks
I told her how I used to be a crackhead
Next thing I know, she was jerking me off
You’re jealous because your band went nowhere
I fucked your wife
I fucked your wife—I bent her over
I fucked your wife
I fucked your wife—Your marriage is over