Bonnaroo

The publisher declared is gonna fire me
but now it’s seven in the morning and the paper’s empty.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
You said a writer?
Am I a writer?
Disappointing friends are disappointing me
but now it’s half past seven and the paper’s empty.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
You said a writer?
Am I a writer?
The teacher was the first one
to tell me
to leave out Humanities.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
You said a writer?
Am I a writer?
No.
The publisher is mad ‘cause I don’t pick up the phone
but now it’s nine in the morning and the paper’s empty.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
You said a writer?
Am I a writer?
Asprin doesn’t help, coffee’s just the same.
That was my first time in Bonnaroo
and I’ve nothing to write about.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
You said a writer?
Am I a writer?
The teacher was the first one
to tell me t
o leave out Humanities.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
Am I a writer?
Am I a writer?
No.