Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex

This song here is by far the sexiest
Of all the songs that I’ve done tonight
I am telling you that as a warning
All those who have a low threshold of sex
You had better leave now
Because I will not be responsible
For all the screaming and grabbing
That goes on once I start to sing this
Some fellas have it and some fellas don’t
I just happen to have it
And I’m gonna give it to you
Now, I wrote this song for married people
Married people will understand this best
Uh, I realize that tonight there are
A lot of people in the audience
Who are not married
But I figure the line of demarcation
Has gotten so fuzzy lately
That you’ll understand it too
Let’s hear it for fuzzy demarcation, folks
I said that line in Vegas
And there’s a pit boss
Named Fuzzy Demarcation
Came running out
This song is sung by a husband to his wife
They’ve been married ten or fifteen years
And this song illustrates what can happen
In a modern marriage
And I have to pick somebody out
To be my wife for this
So I’ll pick you, is that all right?
Okay