LA Changed Me

I moved out to the west coast
Thinkin' it was the best coast
I don’t know how the rest goes
Cuz I haven’t been there yet
Started dating a model
She couldn’t put down the bottle
My friends said she was awful
I didn’t listen to them
I guess I’m ignorant
To the rest of it
But nothing matters when
You’re in the best of it
So fuck your lives
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA hates me
I’ve got so many problems
I don’t know how to solve them
I got shit tons of drama
And I’m not alright
I guess I’m ignorant
To the rest of it
But nothing matters when
You’re in the best of it
So fuck your lives
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA hates me
I’m not here for a long time
But I’m here for a good time
Yea I know stole that line
But that shit’s still true
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA hates me
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA changed me and all my friends hate me
LA hates me
Welcome to the Hollywood Tour Bus! My name’s Chad and I’ll be your tour guide
this afternoon. As we move down Hollywood Blvd. and you look to your right,
you’ll see Tom Cruise taking a shit. On your left is a rapper with a
children’s Spider-Man costume, handing out his mixtape and grabbing the asses
of unsuspecting tourists. Fuck, I’m drunk!