Life On The Road

Crabs, scabies the glamour, the fashion
Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me
Farts, feet the romance, the passion
Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me
Too many people bitch and whine
About being on the road too much of the time
Ya being on tour does take its toll
But it’s way better than sitting at home
Alright now, it’s a flat tire
Alkies, addicts the vomit, the rat piss
Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me
So squat it and thrust it cause you are in Russia
Life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool to me
Bring it on right now about getting no sleep on
The dirty floor of the broken van life on the road
Is pretty fuckin' cool as a matter of fact
It’s very very cool ya life on the road
Is pretty fuckin' cool to me