Dear Mother Nature, Drop Dead

I got a dusty
Answer when I got
Home with the bad milk
And entered on the ground floor
My ass was in a
Sling and my diaper
Was soak n' wet and
I had a broken tail
But I still stood
On my hind legs
While everyone stood there
On all four feet
And while they were
Trying to learn the
Length of their big feet
I slipped on a double chin
Right on its loose skin but
Hung out by the nose and
Heard your moms left deaf ear tear her panty hose
While slurring all her spoken faux
Huh?
I can’t hear you!
Everyone got perms
And all I got was
A flying fuck and I didn’t really care
Lick those big feet
With the rough side
Of that tongue and
Watch out for the backbite