Butterface

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo Jensen, man!
What up, Ab?
Yo, what’s up with that blazing body chick I seen you with last night?
Oh, the one with the cha-chas and the ass?
The one with ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-chas and the ass!
Yo, I couldn’t do it
What’s the deal?
I… at 2 AM, the lights come on…
Aww man, I thought you left with her!
Naw, she was butterface
What’s a butterface?
She was hot… but her face!
Ohhhh!!!
Here’s a little story that needs to be heard
About banging body birds with a face like turd
Who look good from far but look far from good
Butterface worldwide in any neck of the woods
Situations like this is understood to be deceptive
Make sure to look at the grill to be protective
Caught a bad case one night around the rest
Seen this bitty stacked, strutting with a tight dress
Nicely curved thighs and symmetrical breasts
But a face like Colin Powell perched in a owl’s nest
Standing far from the car, thought she had a plush ass
Til she got close and flashed handlebar mustache!
She looked like Bea Arthur mixed with a sea otter
Resulting from a hooker mom and a queer father
Never should have said yes, accepted any offer
Butterface bitch!
What a case of the butterface!
It’s when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit
What a case of the butterface!
It’s when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit
BLEEEAGH! That kind of shit makes me ill
Girl with a banging body but a George Foreman grill
Everybody knows a ho who probably done caught a case
Tits and ass out the game but with a German Shepard face
Man this one time, I approached one from behind
She turned around and talked and I’m like «mmm… nevermind»
She might have a tight ass and some huge boobies (okay)
But turn the lights on and she’s like Sloth from Goonies (HEY YOU GUUUYS)
Please have your body tell your face to catch up
And don’t forget a ski mask if you decide to dress up
You’re pretty in the middle so you might get sexed up
But you look like Macy Gray straight from the neck up
Yeah, she’s cool at night but then you get her in some light
She’s like Madeleine Albright after a Mike Tyson fight (ching!)
Sure your body’s alright but ugly’s not my taste
Yeah I’d probably fuck her… but her face
What a case of the butterface!
It’s when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit
What a case of the butterface!
It’s when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit
Butterface
Ooooooh, butterface, butterface
I knew this butter named Carrie, situation scary
Body like heaven, sideburns like Luke Perry
Well, this other chick named Penelope, face like a felony
Yellow teeth, in between each a piece of celery
Don’t forget Britney, nineteen but looked sixty
I’d feel the brush from her unibrow so she was history
S-s-s-s-syphilisly sickly Stacey was never hot
Fire crotch, fire crotch, with a nose like Ed Koch
Want examples of a butterface? RuPaul is prime
RuPaul’s a guy!
Aww, fuck that, nevermind!
Yo Karl, remember Vera? We couldn’t stand near her!
She smelled like crap and plus her face cracked mirrors
Goofy looking broads, stand out like Mr. Ed
Flappin' they yaps without a word never said
Ferocious halitosis, breath smells cheddar bread
I gotta say these butterfaces been giving better head
Chronic case of the butterface!
It’s when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit
What a case of the butterface!
It’s when the body looks smash
But the face is trash
Fuck around and get rabies
Body be to lick
Face look like shit
Yo. Tori Spelling is a
Courtney Love…
Brandi…
Sarah Jessica Parker…
Chick from «American Pie»…
Your girlfriend is
Lisa Marie Presley…
Sorry, Mya…
Streisand…
Angela Bassett…
Serena Williams…
Madonna…