Get Your Ass in the Van

There ain’t no American Idol ain’t no Jesus being made at the crossroads
Quit your pissing in quit your moaning
Quit your crying and quit your groaning
Get your ass in the van take the music hit the road
This ain’t no American Idol ain’t no Jesus being made at the crossroads
You’re much too long to have a chip on your shoulder
Do some time and call me when you’re older
Get your ass in the van take the music hit the road
This ain’t no American Idol ain’t no Jesus being made at the crossroads
Get your ass in the van
Get your ass in the van
Get your ass in the van
Get your ass in the van
Ain’t American Idol ain’t no Jesus being made at the crossroad