Your Hands Are Cold

Please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me
Your nails are so sharp
Your fingers they are so, so dirty
Skin so slimy, skin so slimy
Bones are showing your bones are showing
Please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me
Your nails are so very sharp
Your fingers are so dirty
Your skin is slimy, skin is slimy
Your bones are showing, bones are showing
So please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me
You are the most unpleasant man
You drive a rusted, transit van
You have a smelly, mangey dog
You are a horrible, awkward sod
I suspect you may be a gypsy
If you are, could you sharpen the blades of my lawnmower?
Thank you!
Please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me
Your nails are so very sharp
Your fingers are so, so dirty
And your skin is so, so slimy
Your bones are showing, bones are
Showing, please don’t touch me, touch me
Please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me
Your nails are sharp, your nails are sharp
You are the most unpleasant man
You drive a rusted, transit van
You have a smelly, mangey dog
You are a horrible, awkward sod
Your fingers are so, so dirty
Skin is slimy, oh so slimy
A horrible, awkward sod
Your bones are showing, bones are showing
Bones are showing