The Cheerleader

Cheerleader: Ok you guys, let’s hear
some spirit!
Cheerleader: United, we are united. We’ll be 'cause we’re the Tigers,
we’re out for vic-tor-y
— Yeah!
Cheerleader: Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!
Cheerleader: Come on! The girls volleyball team’s got a big game
tonight! And we’re gonna win 'cause we’re the —
Guy in crowd: Sit down!
Cheerleader: You guys are assholes! You think this is easy
being a cheerleader?! Let’s see you come down here and try it!
Guy: Shut up!
Cheerleader: You’re the one who should be shutting up! This is my senior year of cheerleading and you’re ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money.
Guy: You suck!
Cheerleader: I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I’m
not gonna cuz you
guys don’t appreciate anything.
Cheerleader: Owwww! Who threw that?! I’m gonna get a bruise now! I hate
my school!
Guy: We’re sorry.
Guy: Just kidding, you suck!
Cheerleader: Ahhaw. No…