The Ceremony

I just love a wedding
Don’t our darling children look happy?
Indeed
You can barely tell that they don’t know each other’s names
If any person here present can show just cause
Why they may not be lawfully joined together
Speak now or forever hold your peace
It’s Prince Charming!
I love you, Charming!
I love you too, peasant
We thought you were dead
Where have you been, Charming?