Goblin

When she stopped talking to me
I knew that she would create a problem
And after five seconds flat
She came at me just like a goblin
Months passed and things calmed down
So me and her went on a plain date
I said you’re walking cliché But she said it’s just you and me, babe, okay
So it’s just us walking through town
And we go in the liquor store
Buying two beers, spying a cat
In the window of the bar next door
Then she was cursing at me
And pointing to her witches cauldron
Grabbed me, she got in my face
And then she punched me just like a goblin