Turtle Power

Don’t fuck with Turtles
They know karate
Don’t take their pizza if you value your body
They may be vegan
They may be straightedge
But if you mess with splinter they’ll cut off your head
Shredder & Krang
They really suck
These Ninja Turtles are gonna fuck them up
They cannot watch rated R movies
But they can beat up genetic freaks
April O’neil treats them real nice
Because when she has pizza she gives them a slice
Of course it’s tofutti with dairy free cheese
The meats are all fake as well as the anchovies
Fuck fucking shredder
Long live turtle power