Jet Set

STEWARDESSES
Woke up in Brooklyn
with a frown upon my face
Just left Wisconsin
where there’s cheese enough to start this rat race
But thanks to the Brothers Wright
We don’t know where we’ll sleep tonight
Yes, I’m a bird in the skies
and tomorrow when I rise
I’ll wake up in Paris
with a new love in my heart
Or maybe Germany
with that brand new pet I met in Stuttgart
Sky’s the limit, time to play
I’ll put down roots some other day
No need to be a lonely Joe
The Jet set is the only way to go
Would’ja like new music and mystery
each and every day
Lose the same old music and history
Make a new friend then fly away
And wake up in Texas
where they’ll treat their women right
And then try Hollywood
where the stars get lit out in broad daylight
And city, near or far
feels twice as good as where you are
When you’re sick of the status quo
the jet set is the only way to go
PILOTS
Would’ja like a sleigh ride? A hayride?
Then kiddo, just stay home
But, if you want jet set then get set
to leave behind Kansas
There’s no place like Rome
STEWARDESSES
Wake up in Rio
Have your coffee in Brazil
PILOTS
When real life gets you down
Take a…
PILOTS & STEWARDESSES
… Far-out, one-way
trip to Splitzville
PILOTS
Swedish, Greek, or Japanese
STEWARDESSES
A stewardess is trained to please
PILOTS & STEWARDESSES
So if you’ve got what it takes below
Well then fly this bird like cupid’s bow
‘Cause the jet set’s just a holiday
Yeah the jet set goes up, up and away… so fly!
FRANK JR.
Right down to Italy for La Bella Femmina
Jump in a fountain for a…
ALL
Big dose of La Dolce Vita
FRANK JR.
If your tastes run more risqué
STEWARDESSES
Well then we know a joint in Old Bombay
ALL
So hang on tight, let’s loop de loop
It’s time to fly this chicken coop
So, pack up your suitcase
Check your worries at the gate
Come out and play boy
Cruise the world to find
your perfect playmate
FRANK JR.
Things look better from above
So buckle up, next stop is love
ALL
From Timbuktu to Tokyo
From Mozambique to Mexico
Yeah the jet set is the
only way to go