Hey, Soap!

Hey, soap!
I love to rub you on my body
And then when I am through
I’m cleaner than when I first started
Hey, soap!
I get all sudsy in the shower
When I shower with you
And I put you back in the soapdish
Hey, soap!
Nothing ever compares
To the feeling that I feel
When I’m covered in soap
Hey, soap!
You don’t have to be fancy
You just have to be cleansing
Get me all nice and sudsy
Hey, soap!
I love it when you smell good
But even when you smell bad
It’s better than no soap at all
Hey, soap!
I get all sudsy it’s true
Hey, soap!
I love you so much it’s true
Hey, soap!
Sometimes you are a liquid
And sometimes you are a bar
And sometimes you are a powder
Hey, soap!
Sometimes you are for dishes
And sometimes you are for cars
And sometimes I don’t know what you are for
Hey, soap!
Sometimes you have oatmeal in you
And that makes you technically edible
Which is a good thing
Because sometimes you run out of food
And you start looking at the soap and thinking
Why the fuck not?
Hey, soap!
I get all sudsy with you
Hey, soap!
I love it, sudsy soap soapy sudsy
Motherfucker