Ralphie to the Rescue

MISS SHIELDS:
Aaah!
Your teacher
In trouble
So get there on the double
Or she’ll face her doom
MISS SHIELDS:
Ralphie, do something!
The tension
Is mounting
One minute left and counting
Till she goes ka-boom!
MISS SHIELDS:
Won’t you help me, Ralphie?
Tell this scoundrel to surrender
I’ll save the day
MISS SHIELDS:
Oh, he’s got me, Ralphie
I could die in this disaster
Faster!
Hold on, I’m on my way
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
One thing to do
Time to turn to 'Old Blue'
Now, let her go!
Yippee-kai-oh!
Arr! Arr! Come 'ere, ye scallywag! Arr!
Our class is
Abducted
By pirate’s who’ve instructed
Hands behind your back!
The captain
Is smirking
'Cause hungry sharks are lurking
Starving for a snack
Won’t you save us, Ralphie?
We don’t want to be their fish food
I know
I can
You can’t save them, Ralphie
Soon those hammerheads will munch them
Crunch them
I’ll stop your evil plan
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
No pirate crew’s
Gotta shot
Once 'Old Blue’s about to blow
Yippee-kai-oh!
Get 'em cowboy
Cowboy Ralphie
The favorite son of Indiana
With his gun and his bandana
Ridin' high
Get 'em cowboy
Cowboy Ralphie
Just in time to fight some crime
Just like 'Red' to shoot 'em dead
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-
Yippee-ki-oh!
Aaaah!
Oh no!
Black Bart!
BLACK BART:
A hero
Distracted
My vile plot enacted
What you gonna do?
Ha ha ha ha!
He’ll harm us
He’ll hurt us
Oh Ralph, you can’t desert us!
Son, it’s up to you
Can’t you help me, Ralphie?
BLACK BART:
Hear his poor pathetic crying
This here’s the end.
Be my hero, Ralphie
BLACK BART:
You’re a wimpy little loser
A loser, a loser, loser, loser
Black Bart
Meet my old friend
Aaah!
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
Ralphie to the rescue, oh
So brave and so bold
And he’s just nine-years-old
When I’ve got 'Old Blue'
I’m a born buckaroo
A boy and his gun
Riding off in the sun
Just watch him go-oh-oh
Yippee-kai-oh!